Sunday, September 10, 2006
hi COthis is a DID (damsel-in-distress) sending out SOS, it is a VERY DISTRESSED reminder to remind all those DISTRESSED people out there to quickly pay up for the DISTRESSINGLY DISTRESS fine we owe to the DISTRESSED management office of Parc Palais. FYI, they have fined us for a very DISTRESSINGLY ridiculous matter, however we are held responsible, since we cannot find out the DISTRESSED person who spilt syrup (or some other DISTRESSINGLY Sweet
Sticky
Substance)
on the
DISTRESSED wooden floor...so now we need to pay for this DISTRESSINGLY DISTRESSED matter, but only for those DISTRESSY people who attended the DISTRESSED party.
The
DISTRESSING fines are as followed: $7.80 per person
DISTRESSING right?
PLEASE PAY UP ASAP coz if u don't i'm gonna distressingly chase your distressing butt for it ==
definition of
DISTRESS: suffering, pain
count the number of times the word "distress" and other words based on it appears in the text above and stand to win a chance to pay another $7.80
*ahem*
--END OF DISTRESS SIGNAL--
p.s hand money over to DID a.k.a nicola (the distressed person)
'JustRoarIt. 11:44 AM
